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What this desk watches
A FOMO WEB alert means activity around one token spread across many unrelated sources.
As a rule, price and volume spikes are common on Solana. Most fade within hours. Skitz Coffeeshop keeps the FOMO WEB feed open to measure how many do not.
Momentum alerts show that something is moving, not why. Skitz Coffeeshop reads FOMO WEB on Solana as a question: who is driving the move, and can the pool absorb it?
First look: Check whether the move started before or after the first public call. Look at how many distinct buyers joined during the move, not only the volume total.
On the board now
Loading live FOMO WEB alerts…
Screen: market cap at least $20.0K, liquidity at least $5.0K. Charts open on GMGN.
How Skitz Coffeeshop filters
Skitz Coffeeshop does not show every FOMO WEB alert. It applies one fixed screen, and the live board above uses the same rule:
- market cap at least $20.0K
- liquidity at least $5.0K
Checked against the latest 48 alerts in the lane (about 26 hours): 47 passed. Median values for the passing alerts: cap $46.3K, liquidity $10.1K, holders 259. 2 out of 48 alerts showed a pool smaller than a tenth of the cap — a warning sign on its own. Median concentration in the lane: 41 % of supply in the top ten wallets.
Values measured on 2026-09-24 from the Empire feed. The screen is a filter, not a recommendation.
Selected history
| Token | Chain | First alert cap | Tracked cap | Multiple | Report |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| MEME | Base | $43K | $248K | 6x | 2026-09-03 |
| BOX | Base | $22K | $933K | 42x | 2026-09-06 |
| MOONBASE | Base | $186K | $1400K | 8x | 2026-09-05 |
| PRIVVVATE | Base | $15K | $532K | 34x | 2026-09-09 |
Picked from the network's dated XTRACK outcome reports. A market-cap multiple is not a trading profit, and most alerted tokens did far worse.
Glossary
- Multiple
- How many times the market cap grew from the first alert, e.g. 3x.
- Graduation
- The moment a launchpad token completes its curve and liquidity moves to a regular pool.
- CTO
- Community takeover: holders relaunch a token after the team leaves.
- Slippage
- Price you lose to pool depth when a trade executes.
From the @empiresolfomo lane
Skitz Coffeeshop's lane log for 2026-09-24. Each line is one alert as the feed recorded it; what happened next is on the chart.
- fomocard alerted at 01:50 UTC. Market cap $33.7K, liquidity $20.4K, 473 holders.
- At 23:03 UTC the feed caught WUF: cap $49.9K, liquidity $9.4K, 337 holders, top 10 holding 38 %.
- FUD alerted at 19:17 UTC. Market cap $257.9K, liquidity $42.5K, 6 holders.
- ALLAN printed at 14:12 UTC with a $27.1K market cap and $8.5K in the pool, 210 holders.
- GIGACAT (08:51 UTC) — $32.5K cap against $8.4K liquidity, top 10 holding 26 %.
- 05:53 UTC · todd entered the lane at $37.3K; pool depth $9.5K, 202 holders.
- Pair alerted at 05:51 UTC. Market cap $46.3K, liquidity $7.4K, 357 holders.
Recorded values, not live prices. Charts open on GMGN with the publisher's referral code.
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Checks before any trade
Skitz Coffeeshop runs these checks on each FOMO WEB alert.
| # | Check |
|---|---|
| 1 | Try a small sell early; some tokens restrict selling. |
| 2 | Copy the full contract address from the alert, never the ticker. |
| 3 | Read the top ten holders and remove pools and burn addresses from the count. |
| 4 | Look for bundled launch buys: several wallets buying in the same block. |
| 5 | Size the position so a total loss does not change your week. |
Join the channels
Telegram is where every FOMO WEB alert lands first. These are the verified routes for Skitz Coffeeshop.
@empiresolfomoLive FOMO WEB alerts for Solana, as they fire.
@empiresolfdvA token's FDV climbed quickly in a few minutes: the FDV Surge channel.
Open SOLANA MainThe verified Solana main group with all alert lanes.
Add HYPE Radar folderAdds a whole set of verified channels to Telegram in one tap.
Solana channel folderThe full Solana channel set in a single Telegram folder.
@gmgnx_chatTalk to other members and the team.
What the record says
25 %2x in 24 h
48tokens measured
6 %5x in 24 h
88 %dead in 24 h
Measured window: 7 days, 48 tokens. 2x within a day: 25 %. 5x within a day: 6 %. Dead within a day: 88 %, usually after about 1.9 h. All Solana topics together: 24 % reached 2x. Statistically the lane is not yet different from the rest of Solana.
Source: Blackhat alert scoreboard, 7-day window of mature alerts (older than 24 h), updated 2026-09-24. Full scoreboard.
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Common questions
What is Skitz Coffeeshop?
Skitz Coffeeshop is a Blackhat Crypto Empire desk that follows the FOMO WEB channel on Solana and shows the network's live alerts with the checks we use to read them.
Why do so many alerted tokens die?
Because most launches fail. The scoreboard counts it openly: 88 % of these alerts died within a day in the measured window.
What does the chart link do?
It opens the token on GMGN. Chart links carry the publisher's referral code, so the network may earn a commission if you trade there.
Is Skitz Coffeeshop financial advice?
No. The desk shows data and a checking method. It does not recommend buying or selling anything.